Sara Ellis and I tried to relive the best era of computer games. We scored 5 of 230 points in our first attempt. Then we died of dehydration because we couldn't drink the flask. How do you drink the flask?? I'm gonna go across the street and ask Nicholas Joneback. He knows EVERYTHING.

It turns out that we're both still awesome.

He's on my blog and he's totally rad!

Actually, it was Jason, but he's not in this picture.

"You know what? Scientists have to go to the library, too." -RLJ

At the Air-Conditioned Lounge in Venice. Nice pick, man! (p.s. None of these people is Jerry, but he was totally there and he is totally awesome.)

The burning smell, then the smoke billowing from the microwave, and me, alone in my kitchen, laughing...a complete and total meatball meltdown.

Camelback Mountain is in Scottsdale, AZ.

I'll be the first to read your new book (though hopefully I won't need it by then!).

I audibly gasped when this vision first graced my computer screen. It's not in production yet, but please oh please make it happen soon.

From my Secret Santa for Sunday Breast! (That's once each quarter when homemade bread is served for the Sacrament at church and everyone dresses in their very best attire... Bread + Best = Breast!) Handily, I'll be able to stuff one of these babies into my left [sunday] breast pocket for all to enjoy. Thanks double S!

until now!



"Pen Pals" (TNG episode), a second season episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation first broadcast on May 1, 1989
Penpals, people who regularly write to each other
Penpals (band), a band from Japan

Can-o-paint left on my car's side mirror. Loved it.

Clue #1: you were at my spray paint birthday party...